"Why pay me when you can give minimum wage to Chow Fun?"
"Yeah, Mikey Dillon. I shoulda told you-- That's who you should hit up."
"I'm not fancy enough for this office. You're all lace-curtain Irish now."
"I'm just trying to win a little money, like everybody else. I don't see how that's gay."
"I do think he's fucking that Dominican receptionist though."